Friday, April 14, 2006

Evil is as Evil does

After Chales's party, I had come to a very hard decision. I felt the need to go through with my plans for world domination. So I gathered up my girls to discuss the matter with them.

"Girls, would you like to help me rule the world?" I asked them after explaining my thoughts.

The Stepford Cuckoos discussed it amongst themselves for a minute.

"We would love to Miss Frost."

"Yes of course."

"You didn't even have to ask."

"We'll be unstoppable."

"May we destroy Mr. Quire in the process?"

"Yes he is quite the little snot."

"His mind is too weak."

"Did you know he likes Sophie?"

"Ew. Don't remind me."

"He's the Professor's favorite."

I shushed them gently with a hand. "Now, girls, do you know of the best place to begin the take over? I thought I would consult you first."

"Russia is the largest country."

"Japan has a powerful military."

"Canada is always neutral; no one would expect it."

"The U.K. is lovely. Besides it has many alies and is near the rest of Europe."

"What about India?"

"England it is." I said. "I have a spare Cerebra there. We can use it there."

We set off for my English Villa that afternoon. My girls have studied well and are quite the little masterminds.

As soon as we landed, just outside of London, we gathered in my limo and proceeded onward. As we waited in traffic, I spotted a very lovely man through my window. I put the window down and stared for a moment. Our eyes met, we shared a delicious thought and then the limo began to move again.

"I hope Mr. Worthington doesn't mind sharing."

"Miss Frost has the best taste in men."

"I do hope we see him again."

"We will."

"He had a very lovely ass."

The girls giggled.

I was so flustered, I didn't even correct their behavior. I was lost in thought about that man and about my plans for ruling the world. There was nothing I could do but smirk in spite of myself and my foolish thoughts.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

The Witch is dead

Well that stunt double of mine is dead... And it wasn't even during the mission. She died in some antimutant protest.... Well at least now it isn't my fault.

Anyways, dear. I am officially the new trendsetter in Japan. As you can see, Emma Frost is better than Magneto. Sorry Erik, dear, but gorgeous women beat bitter old men.

Saturday, April 08, 2006

Oh dear...

Well, it seems Charles has taken my stunt double along for the fight against Jean. I do hope she will be alright. Her telepathic skills aren't quite up to par, I'm afraid. The only thing she can manage is to make people believe they are hamsters. Oh well. I do hope Hallmark makes a "Sorry I got your daughter eaten by a psychopathic Life and Fire incarnate Phoenix.". Otherwise, I don't know what I'd do. Perhaps a nice bouquet could compensate?

Well, whatever. I think Magneto was offering to marry me in his last comment. Of course, it seems conditional that I must first aid him in his pathetic attempts to rule the world. Well, sorry, Erik dear. If and when I take over the world, you and every other man alive would be kissing my well manicured toes and forsaking all other women. I have better allies than you, Erik. I have your daughter, Wanda. Don't worry, Erik... I'll give you some small country for you to rule over under me.

Anyways, enough about my plans for world domination and what not. My meeting with the Yoshida Clan have gone rather well. In exchange for a small fee, they have agreed to come up with a new trend. I'm positive they will have a splendid idea and I will speak to them once more soon.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Now tell me you missed Auntie Emma.

I thought I should check in. After all, it has been ages since I last updated you on my well being.

Unlike Jean, I have no real excuse for my absence and I hope you can forgive me, dears.

I hear Jean has gone evil once again. Which means Scott is going to be whining more than usual. Luckily I'm in Tokyo and hopefully he cannot find me.

I'm here in Tokyo attempting to dissuade the people from falling under Magneto's influence. Its harder than it sounds, my little pigeons. These Japanese people adore this whole Magneto propaganda phenomena. I myself own at least three "Magneto Was Right" designer outfits. Not that I condone that style, but it is rather cute.

As for the propaganda outbreak, I doubt it is anything. It will probably die within a few weeks. In any case, I have a meeting with the Clan Yoshida in a few days. So hopefully their influence can end this fad.